1. twistedviper:


    You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)?
    Well here we go:

    “But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
    1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)


    (via sherlockformedontbefictional)

  2. (via epic-humor)

  3. waveitaway:

    I feel like coming into the skeleton clique is like walking down a dark scary hallway and opening a door to find a bunch of people in floral print with plates of cookies and balloons all looking a little bit lost, but very happy to see you. 

    (via radiolightning)

  4. humorous-blog:



    Mom: hey do some chores



    What the fuck did your mom give birth too

    someone who doesnt like doing chores

    (Source: officialfrenchtoast, via tastelikethestars)

  5. cumber-crown:

    An Edit a DayBenedict Cumberbatch ⚜ [249/?]

    is anyone noticing martin tho

    (via sherlockformedontbefictional)

  6. lumos5001:


    For a second I thought “Dean Winchester”

    Now I’m thinking “Captain John Hamish Watson of the Fifth Northumberland Fussilers” because hot fucking damn

    honestly i was going hey look it’s Captian Amer- hOLY FUCKING DAMN MARTIN FREEMAN

    (Source: notmydate, via johnhamishwtson)

  7. I just want someone laying on top of me grinding like mad while we make out furiously. Is that too much to ask for?

    (Source: stomping-the-phantom-brake-pedal, via 50-shades-of-kinky-fuckery)

  8. tsarbucks:

    watching a new tv show after hearing about it on tumblr and then getting addicted to it


    (via thecataclysmicdreamer)

  9. knightscrest:

    damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

    (via thebeaconofgondor)

  10. browningtons:


    i have accidentally kept the stopwatch on my ipod going for 22093 hours

    920 days

    two and a half years


    (via damn-funny)


    This is my sister, Marilyn Marie Fenwick. She is MISSING in South Korea.

    I don’t know all the details of the circumstances of her disappearance, but I’ll give you everything I do know. First some physical description.

    She is 24 years old. She occasionally presents herself as male. She is approximately 5’2” or around 160cm tall. She weighs under 100 pounds and has a very slim build. She is flat chested but sometimes wears push up bras. Her skin is a light olive tone. She has colored black hair of uneven length and she also wears extensions occasionally. Her eyes are hazel but she sometimes wears colored circle lenses. She is from Amarillo, Texas, but she may also say she’s from the Dallas-Fort Worth area. She is very skinny and unlikely to be able to defend herself. The photos above show what she looked like the day she left the US.

    Now for some details on her disappearance.

    On April 15th, 2014, she left the Rick Husband Airport in Amarillo, Texas. She had one stop in Houston and a layover in San Francisco from where her plane departed for Seoul, South Korea around 10-11am PST. THIS IS THE LAST TIME ANYONE HEARD FROM HER. She went to visit a friend or boyfriend in Pohang, South Korea. His name is Jin and he allegedly works in construction and does cosmetics on the side. The US embassy informed us that cosmetics are a common ploy for human trafficking in South Korea.. We are assuming she made it to Seoul because she last texted me right before take off but we have no idea if she made it to Pohang or not. The US Embassy has been contacted and I believe the FBI may be getting involved. There is reasonable cause for concern that she is in danger as she has made no attempts to contact anyone.

    The following is contact information Marilyn sent us about Jin. We attempted to call the phone number but a female voiced answer machine was all we could reach. If you know anything about this phone number or address, please contact the authorities and tell me if at all possible. I will relay any information to my father and he will send it through the necessary channels.

    Elysian 307, Cheolgang-ro 713-12, ocheon-eup, nam-bu, pohang-si, gyeongsangbuk-do, south korea.


    Marilyn has a twitter account which she was supposed to use to contact us but she has not used it since jokingly replying to me when she created it. The account is @explodingwolves she also has a phone number +14692697692 but she disconnected before leaving because it was a US locked phone.

    Please help get the information out. Reblog, cross post, translate, tell your cat, ANYTHING to get the word out. She and I have our differences, but I want her to be safe. We’ve even gotten our estranged mother involved because in the end, none of our differences matter. Again, let me or the authorities know if you have any information. I appreciate your time.

    (via panerasexual)

  11. coopthefall:



    Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago

    2 years ago

    has anyone called her yet?


    (via sevendeadlyrabbits)