how about no.
hey urm idk what to type im emily and stuff..
IM SO EXCITED FOR THE COMMON WEALTH GAMES ITS ON MY CITY OMG GUYS GO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW
parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”
me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”
this never changes no matter how old you are
#one time I literally broke my leg
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
this is extremely accurate
pretending to study in front of ur parents like
just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them
i dreamt i stole someones socks omg
i’m calling the police
when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget